CMAT - Take A Sexy Picture Of Me

Ever since I was a little girl

I only wanted to be sexy

Nine years old, tryna wax my legs with tape

There were some things only I can see

A little spot that can't be lifted

On my left hand, dig in like a car key

So you see, I've been having a horrible time

Of late, I get none of your sympathy

But all of the pain hits and the fog lifts

And then it's too much for therapy

Oh, baby, heed my solution

And take a sexy picture

Take a sexy picture of me

And make me look sixteen

Listen

I did the butcher, I did the baker

I did the home and the family maker

I did school girl fantasies

Oh, I did leg things and hand stuff

And single woman banter

Now tell me, what was in it for me?

Oh, I've been having a horrible time

Of late, I get none of your sympathy

But all of the pain hits and the fog lifts

And then it's too much for therapy

Oh, baby, heed my solution

And take a sexy picture

Take a sexy picture of me

And make me look fifteen

You haven't looked at me the same

Since I turned twenty-seven

Where goes my potential?

Oh, she's up in Heaven

Rest in peace to any chance of me

Dating within the station

Ah-ah, ooh-ooh, ah-ah, ooh-ooh

And no doctor or Pope can grant diagnosis

I've peeled through the forums

And there's no cure for old sis

But here's a message to the party girls

Dragged out by their ankles

I'm here if you need me, deep in your afters

Oh, I've been having a horrible time

Of late, I get none of your sympathy

But all of the pain hits and the fog lifts

And then it's too much for therapy

Oh, baby, heed my solution

And take a sexy picture

Take a sexy picture

Can't you see me wither?

Take a sexy picture of me

And make me look fourteen, oh

Or like ten, or like five

Or like two, like a baby

Whoever it is that you're gonna love

So you'll be nice to me